Monday, July 03, 2006
2006 Tour de France Newsflash
News flash...
The Horst-Benidorm-Property Research Corp. Masters Team has been asked to ride during the last week of the 2006 Tour, as there will be no riders left by that point. We have sworn we will only take aspirin, ibuprofen, and Prozac as performance enhancing drugs. We will, however, be required to drink only French coffee out of those tiny sissy cups since there are no Dunkin' Donuts stores in France yet.
I will not be required to ride in the final TT since I could not beat even my dead grandmother in a TT. Only Ed, Paul and I will be required to ride up any of the hills. Gary can ride around them. Matt is allowed to drive a Mass State Police cruiser at any time at any speed on any road, and Arlen as team DS can ride with him. Ted and Wade get to stay back in the states but will receive the same time as the main peloton on all stages.
No one will be allowed to "snap the carrot" at any time during our stay in France.
The Horst-Benidorm-Property Research Corp. Masters Team has been asked to ride during the last week of the 2006 Tour, as there will be no riders left by that point. We have sworn we will only take aspirin, ibuprofen, and Prozac as performance enhancing drugs. We will, however, be required to drink only French coffee out of those tiny sissy cups since there are no Dunkin' Donuts stores in France yet.
I will not be required to ride in the final TT since I could not beat even my dead grandmother in a TT. Only Ed, Paul and I will be required to ride up any of the hills. Gary can ride around them. Matt is allowed to drive a Mass State Police cruiser at any time at any speed on any road, and Arlen as team DS can ride with him. Ted and Wade get to stay back in the states but will receive the same time as the main peloton on all stages.
No one will be allowed to "snap the carrot" at any time during our stay in France.
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It's spray on tan and where's my bike...you, know the one you didn't scratch or dent or hurt in anyway at Fitchburg - :D
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